Elder Whitehurst made these:

It’s Monday night and we’re not alone
We’re together with our zone
We wait for mail but it don’t come
And we’re looking pretty bummed
But then the zone leaders appear
And they tell me news I want to hear
The mission cut by half a year

(Chorus)

My mission, it was fun, but I’m glad now it’s done
I’ll go home, Nintendo, I wish that this could truly be
I would be home later this week…

It’s Tuesday day and there’s no way
That I’m getting out of bed
The P-day’s here, my cmops a queer
And these hot girls live really near
So I think that we’re alone, but there
Mom calls president on the phone, and
It looks like I’ll be going home

Chorus

It’s Wednesday morn, a new transfers born
And I’m feelin pretty worn
6 weeks to go, the works not slow
It’ll be over before I know
I’ll get off the plane to cheers
My ex-girlfriend will be in tears
This is not what I had feared

Chorus

I’M MOVING!What’s New in the Life of zI’m a dad!